a fortuitous realization

me: i need a spouse
but kam i'm really not into the kid thing
i don't know if i ever will be
all the carrying and feeding
it's like bunnies TIMES A MILLION
Kam: dude
i'm the opposite
i want the kiddies
me: really
Kam: but no husband
me: ha
let's get married
Kam: we should marry!
hahah
me: hahaha
Kam: i'll take care of the kids
and you'll get the spouse
but you gotta bring home the bacon then
me: fine

Conversations of Substance (and Fluid)

Morgan: hey

i've been there

believe me

but

i was 17

so

barf!

me: hey!

i've never been there

so re-digest your barf

Fuck Change (.org)

me: ok i need a change bowl

i have copious amounts of coins

$7.10

i'm rich!

me: actually

$7.47

even richer!!

Morgan: omigod something fortuitous happened today

me: yes?

Morgan: i went to get coffee and automatically went for the large w/out knowing how much money i had or how much it cost

and it was cash only

i knew i had one dollar bill and a bunch of change

it was $1.73

I had EXACTLY $1.73, 13 cents of which was in PENNIES

me: that is awesome

that is the universe watching out for you

Conversations of Substance (and Fluid)

me: HeLLO!
.....i didnt get my morgan fill yesterday
Morgan: and for that i am deeply repentant
...........one sec must peee

BadAssery

Morgan: huzzah
me: hi
Morgan: hey
wanna see my mri
it's awesooome
the answer is yes
ok i'm emailing
me: ok sweet
**censored**
Morgan: how cool am I me: that is going to be so awesome
Morgan: i KNOW
me: you.are.badass.
Morgan: patting.self.on.back.
and how badass am i to call an orthopedic surgeon all by myself and get him to read my MRI before the radiology report comes out
me: you are
you beat me in your badassery
Morgan: you beat me in madeupwordiness
me: rly

WTF

Morgan: me neither'
man

i need some raisins

i've been so deprived

my one love in this world

me: raisins?

why is he gray

this is bothering me

i want to fix it

its a monkey

how cute

animated monkey

why is this man so adorable

Morgan: what the fuck are you talking about