Kam: neenarrneeenarr
i keep eating the damn donuts in the breakroom
me: haahah
doughnuts make my throat hurt
they burn
it's like an instant ulcer
Kam: but not the cinnamon/powedered sugar donuts
me: a big, perforated, bleeding ulcer
Kam: mmmmm powdered sugar
me: mmm surgery!
someday kam, you are going to have your last doughnut and i am going to cut you open
Kam: ew
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