Conversations of Substance (and Fluid)

me: HeLLO!
.....i didnt get my morgan fill yesterday
Morgan: and for that i am deeply repentant
...........one sec must peee

BadAssery

Morgan: huzzah
me: hi
Morgan: hey
wanna see my mri
it's awesooome
the answer is yes
ok i'm emailing
me: ok sweet
**censored**
Morgan: how cool am I me: that is going to be so awesome
Morgan: i KNOW
me: you.are.badass.
Morgan: patting.self.on.back.
and how badass am i to call an orthopedic surgeon all by myself and get him to read my MRI before the radiology report comes out
me: you are
you beat me in your badassery
Morgan: you beat me in madeupwordiness
me: rly

WTF

Morgan: me neither'
man

i need some raisins

i've been so deprived

my one love in this world

me: raisins?

why is he gray

this is bothering me

i want to fix it

its a monkey

how cute

animated monkey

why is this man so adorable

Morgan: what the fuck are you talking about

omgod she's coding

Kam: i want to code white myself from work
me: lolZ

me: i'm about to code purple all over the place
Kam: LOLZ
i guess i could code green myself from work too
but code white is more fun
mess with everyone
anyways
i just flashed this employee at work
and no one will believe him
b/c why the hell would I flash someone.
I.am.badass.
me: you ARE holy shnykies
Kam: i wonder if that was long enough for him to realize that my left boob is much bigger than the right one
this is how i spend my day.
when I could be doing actual work
me: hahahahaha
Sent at 3:15 PM on Tuesday
me: oh sweetness! free food tomorrow at the memorial service for all the pediatric patients who died this year.

brb
need to code yellow

For Future Reference

HOSPITAL EMERGENCY CODES


Bomb Threat
Code Orange

Campus Lockdown
Code Gray

Decontamination Team - External
Code Yellow

Emergency Department Closure Due To Internal Emergency
Code Black

Emergency Department Decompression
Code Help

Emergency Management Plan Activation
Code Triage

Evacuation
Code Green

Fire or Fire Alarm Activation
Code Red

Missing Adult
Code White

Missing Infant / Child or Abduction
Code Pink

Respiratory/Cardiac Arrest or Medical Emergency
Code Blue

Unruly Patient or Visitor
Code Purple

Destroying Your Childhood

Shauvik is this crazy Indian who lives in St. Louis and will soon have to leave the States to marry a nice Bengali girl on his parent's goat farm. They will be a joint family, yes yes. He also destroys any concept of goodness I have, starting with my childhood. But at least he makes me laugh while he does it. Here's a video, courtesy of this crazy foreigner.