omgod she's coding

Kam: i want to code white myself from work
me: lolZ

me: i'm about to code purple all over the place
Kam: LOLZ
i guess i could code green myself from work too
but code white is more fun
mess with everyone
anyways
i just flashed this employee at work
and no one will believe him
b/c why the hell would I flash someone.
I.am.badass.
me: you ARE holy shnykies
Kam: i wonder if that was long enough for him to realize that my left boob is much bigger than the right one
this is how i spend my day.
when I could be doing actual work
me: hahahahaha
Sent at 3:15 PM on Tuesday
me: oh sweetness! free food tomorrow at the memorial service for all the pediatric patients who died this year.

brb
need to code yellow