Technically...

Morgan: hi

me: hey hey. my womb is slowly coming out of my vagina
Morgan: i don't think you can have a womb unless your preg

are you preggo

me: no

thats why i'm in pain

Morgan: right

me: because of this incredibly abnormal situation

me: ok fine

what if i'm spiritually pregnant

Morgan: oh god
me: gawd.

how are you?