me: omgosh did you survive the earthquake????
Kam: what earthquake?
me: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89749491
Kam: omg no
i didnt even feel it
and i was in the loop last night
me: whoa!
you must have superpowers
Kam: i slept at my friendsplace in the city
he didnt feel it either!
i didnt sleep well though
maybe thats why
me: maaybe
but they felt it all the way in mich!
and in atlanta!
me: disappointed?
Kam: yes!
i wish i had felt it!
me: me too!
Kam: my friend in boston claims he felt it
me: he is lying
Kam: i know
me: i was awake at 5:30
Kam: oh he said
it was part of a really weird dream
so he might have imagined it
me: maybe it's why i woke up!
Kam: yeah i woke up early too!
and couldnt sleep well
me: it was 5:34 when i finally looked at the clock
Kam: it was hte earthquake
me: !!!
it shook the nation!
Kam: the electromagnetic forcees are disturbing our sleep patterns
like an election!
me: and kinetic energy!
Kam: i should go check and see if theres any crooked buildings in the loop
me: yeah!
Kam: this is exciting!
me: i will look out for broken bridges
wait
all the bridges in boston are broken
Kam: boston is falling apart

hopefully they won't get any earthquakes anytime soon
Kam: i want to be a millionaire!
me: i want a fucking apartment!