oooo bummer

me: omg kam what could possibly be crappy about todya

Kam: EVERYTHING

i think this may top the list as one of the worst work days ever

4:23 PM me: aww

what happened sweetie

tell mama all about it
Kam:[truncated].............an abusive boss.............fairy godmother..........paranoid...........

..............self-aggrandizing people.......ahhh this is a really long story..................evil..............

........................she's going to hell.................................crazy fucking passaggressive psycho.........she was sick.................
......everyone was freaking out........why did you send the police..............shes so fucking evil...................................... and it turned out they had an anuerism

*anurism?

spelling?

and they died

me: aneurism

4:35 PM Kam: and there was another guy

who had asthma and he didnt show up

but he was reaching for the phone

but he died

before he could reach it.......................
and basically for a majority of the day

i've been internally freaking out...........

me: you sound like you need to breathe into a bag for a while