3:11 PM my life is nowhere near exciting
but! it will be!
once it gets warm
3:15 PM me: exactly!
my life is only ever exciting in the summertime
i feel like a troll in the winter
hiding in a cave, miserable and zitty
3:17 PM Kam: well i'm flaky
b/c of my dry skin
if you combined us, maybe we would be semi-ok
except i'm still troll like
3:18 PM me: Oh honey i have both
i have eczema on my legs now as of this morning
3:19 PM i got in the shower after my run and was like "hey why are my legs burning"
"oh look at all the nice red bumps and patches"
"damn i have HOT LEGS"
and kam
us combined
3:20 PM we'd be magnetic
we'd make some kind of magical nymph
3:22 PM Kam: our flakes would be like pixie dust
me: eeeeeech
3:23 PM Kam: hahah that was pretty gross, wasn't it?
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