Reverse Bulimia

12:28 PM Morgan: what is reverse bulimia, praytell

12:29 PM me: you are gone

you are fleeting

sigh.

12:34 PM Morgan: i'm not gone

i'm invisible

hahaha

me: but you are never invisible to me!

cackle cackle

Morgan: i don't think its disgusting i think its questionable

oh boy

12:35 PM me: I have sent you TWO bunnies

Morgan: ok so tell me what your former status means

me: bunny pics

TWO emails

Morgan: no response!

me: and this is what I get back from you?

reverse bulimia means

Morgan: hahaha

me: i'm lactose intolerant

but I eat dairy products anyway

Morgan: aaaaaah

me: like 3 bowls of ice cream in one night

but

it comes out the other end

Morgan: poop town!

?

doesn't that hurt?

that would kill me

12:36 PM i'm actually going to my doctor today to figure out what is wrong with my tummy

everything gives me reflux or makes me nauseous

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